- my mind during the day: wow i want to sleep right now
- my mind when im about to go to sleep: hey whats up do you want to talk no ok im going to talk to myself anyways wow tomorrow is going to be so stressful sigh i hate school i hate my life i want food im so hungry but im to lazy to get up omg i have to pee now but im just going to lay here i forgot to finish my homework wow now i have to get up and do it just kidding im going to do it tomorrow im still hungry i just remembered i have to write a report on photosynthesis thats due tomorrow first period that sucks i guess im getting an f can i just fall asleep now oh wait i forgot to brush my teeth and take a shower what am i doing with my life please help
- boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
- girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your fucking life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, dumb cunt.
